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'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Men's fragrances...

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Side effects may include....'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Plasma Ball

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

Dip Pen

It's an experiment.

Dog writes a review: 'A sublime book, I devoured it in one sitting ...'

"You call this ice?"