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It's an experiment.

"About this medical marijuana study. . . I'm totally stoked about the results."

On the Science Newsbeat: 'Come back in...oh...let's say a year or two.'

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'

"We're pretty sure he falsifies the results, but he does it beautifully."

At the McWit Eye Labs are two doors, 'Control Group' and 'Out of Control Group.'

"I think it's my turn to light the Bunsen-burner."

"I suspect there's been a breakthrough."

"Formula for the new product?" "No, that's our grant going down the drain!"

'He's been at it too long. Now, when the bell rings, Dr. Pavlov salivates.'

"Yes, they're celebrating! I've heard it was a substantial grant, so hopefully the quality of the food in the mazes will improve..."

"I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum because I've always hated you and your homely family."

"I believe we have created Super Resistant Mouse."

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

"Okay, I can't see a thing. Now taste the wine samples and see if you can tell which one is imported."

The take your mother to work program.

Bottle tossing

"What an interesting specimen of mold on your pie."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

GM Plant Research: 'Well you've proved you can grow Chantrelles just about anywhere!'

Burp!

'You'll have to take over Weinbart's entropy experiment -- he died.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

Plasma Ball

Plasma Ball

'But, you can't cut our Federal grant NOW!'

"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."

Trial/Error

"I'm from the Nobel Prize committee. You're on to something big, but it's been done."

"I'll be gone a week. It's a working vacation."

Pavlov's Cat

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'