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"Find out who set up this experiment. It seems that half of the patients were given a placebo, and the other half were given a different placebo."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

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Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

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Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Medical Examinations.

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'And this is scraps.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

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