Medical Experiment Aficionado Prints

"Find out who set up this experiment. It seems that half of the patients were given a placebo, and the other half were given a different placebo."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Plasma Ball

Medical Examinations.

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Plasma Ball

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'And this is scraps.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Undercover Biophysicists

'Here's one I made earlier.'