Biomedicine Aficionado Prints

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Medical Examinations.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

Body Systems

Pediatrics: Anatomy

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.