Medical Experiments T-Shirts

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Jr. cloning kit

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Sexual chemistry set

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'