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"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Rat Maze Trap Door

"Write down that my hair didn't grow back!"

Studying the effects of little white coats on laboratory rats.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

A day at the transgenic races

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Sexual chemistry set

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."