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'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

"How am I? Same old, same old. Another day of throwing at the wall to see what sticks."

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'This doesn't bother us at all. We have no-fault experiment insurance.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'It's not that I'm stupid. I'm lactose intolerant and on a diet.'

'Well, you were the one who proposed cloning a cell from a dinosaur bone, so you figure out what we should do now.

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'

Scientists building a tower

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I am not asking for directions."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

I love Science.