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'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I love you, you big fool."

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Fishing for Birds

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Plasma Ball

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'And this is scraps.'

Scientists building a tower

Undercover Biophysicists

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Plasma Ball

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."