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'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"I love you, you big fool."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

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''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Karataoke

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

Fishing for Birds

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Plasma Ball

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Undercover Biophysicists

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

Scientists building a tower

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'And this is scraps.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'