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Pavlov's snake: 'It was months before I discovered snakes are deaf.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The Food Chain

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

Plasma Ball

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Scientists building a tower

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'And this is scraps.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Here's one I made earlier.'

Plasma Ball

Undercover Biophysicists

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Clam Spearing

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"