Lover Of Quirky Experiments Gifts

Pavlov's snake: 'It was months before I discovered snakes are deaf.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

The Food Chain

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Plasma Ball

It's an experiment.

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Scientists building a tower

'Here's one I made earlier.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Undercover Biophysicists

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Plasma Ball

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Clam Spearing

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"

'And this is scraps.'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.