Fermentation Fanatic Pillows

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'Four years, for a wine degree, from UC Davis...for this.'

'Talk about wild yeast!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Home Wine-Making Kit...

'Fetch.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Super Dog'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm working from home today."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Super hero dog.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

The last song before the party exploded.

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'