Refrigerator Enthusiast Pillows

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

Entertainment systems

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"My compliments to the can opener."

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"To toast!"

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.