Fridge Aficionado Pillows

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

"Don't we put crazy funny things on the refrigerator?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Cake Writer's Block

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Dumping Fridges.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Global Warming.

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.