Fridge Aficionado Gifts

"You saved 35 tons of carrots for your retirement? You should have invested in a fridge, first!"

"Don't we put crazy funny things on the refrigerator?"

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Entertainment systems

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Cake Writer's Block

"I love this frosting! Can I get the recipe?"

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Dumping Fridges.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Global Warming.