Fridge Fanatics Gifts

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"Ok, who had the last laugh?"

Noah's fridge

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Frosting the Snowman

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

Dumping Fridges.

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods