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'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"Ok, who had the last laugh?"

Noah's fridge

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"What does she have that I don't?"

Entertainment systems

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Global Warming.

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'