Fridge Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I wish I had enough money to buy a refrigerator."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Snow is falling...

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Cake Writer's Block

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Dumping Fridges.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Global Warming.

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'