Fridge Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Entertainment systems

'He was polite. Too polite. He would knock before opening the fridge door.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Snow is falling...

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

Cake Writer's Block

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

Noah's fridge

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

'I'm not sure what you're talking about.'

"I can't open the fridge door, there are too many fridge magnets on it!"

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'Pretty useful things, those fridge magnets.'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Global Warming.

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"