Freezer Fanatics Gifts

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Minnesota Freezer.

Frosting the Snowman

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Snow is falling...

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"What does she have that I don't?"

Entertainment systems

Baby it's cold outside.

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

Cake Writer's Block

Noah's fridge

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Dumping Fridges.

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Global Warming.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."