Freezer Fanatics Gifts

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Minnesota Freezer.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Entertainment systems

"What does she have that I don't?"

Snow is falling...

Baby it's cold outside.

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Cake Writer's Block

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'Global warming? let me know when it kicks in.'

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Dumping Fridges.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Global Warming.

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.