Fridge Fanatic Gifts

As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.

A Penguin shows a fridge: 'This is my Global warming shelter!'

Global Warming.

Teenage refrigerators hangin' at the mall. 'Your hat is cool.' 'No, dude,you're cool!' 'You guys are both cool!'

'And with this model we throw in a nice selection of refrigerator magnets!'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Boris Johnson self-isolates after COVID-19 exposure...

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"One item at a time, please."

"I collect fridge magnets that look like little fridges."

"We got divorced but came to an amicable agreement. Sheila kept the house and the car, but I got custody of the fridge."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Vampire fridge 'I can't believe it's not Rhesus Negative'

"Left a bit.Now down on the right...no left..."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

"It's a magnet fridge."

Royal Fridge Magnet

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'-and of course there's no V.A.T-victuals and things.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Kelvin, then Kelvin-ator.

Heartache in the refridgerator.

Yes, the fridge is empty! I have invested the housekeeping at the stockmarket. Now you can buy lots of new fridges!

Cow opens her stomach to get fresh milk.

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

Dumping Fridges.

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Bob Gretzky. Quite possibly the greatest refrigerator salesman of all time.

'Since getting this new refrigerator we've stopped impulse snacking and have lost weight.'

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'

"I knew it was a mistake bringing a refrigerator in here."

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'