Frost Fanatic Gifts

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Winter is a gift.

"Little help?"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Snowman Driver

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"What does she have that I don't?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

People of the Fall

Baby it's cold outside.