Frost Fanatic Prints

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Winter is a gift.

"Little help?"

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"Bless You."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Snowman Driver

"What does she have that I don't?"

People of the Fall

Baby it's cold outside.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'