Frosty Fanatic Gifts

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Little help?"

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Football fan

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snowman Driver

The other days of the year...

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"What does she have that I don't?"

A Christmas tree self portrait

Baby it's cold outside.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"