Frosty Fanatic Gifts

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'This is my favorite time of year!'

Football fan

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Snowman Driver

"The kids are growing up so fast."

A Christmas tree self portrait

The other days of the year...

Baby it's cold outside.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home