Frosty Humor Fans Gifts

'I'm a bit worried about Kornilov. He feels Siberia is uncool.'

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Frosting the Snowman

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Snowman Driver

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Football fan

Tall Snowman

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"What was she thinking?!?"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

'This is my favorite time of year!'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Harold, you fool, what were you thinking?!"

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'