Frosty Humor Fans Gifts

'I'm a bit worried about Kornilov. He feels Siberia is uncool.'

"Little help?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

Baby it's cold outside.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Football fan

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Tall Snowman

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"What was she thinking?!?"

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"Oi! You little fucker!"

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

"Harold, you fool, what were you thinking?!"

Winter is a gift.