Frosty Humorist Gifts

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Snowprov

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Christmas Presents.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Shaved Ice

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

Gustav Holst

"I love this time of year."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

Baby it's cold outside.

Titanic iceberg auction

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Medusa's baby picture

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Football fan

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"This heat transfer dance had better work. I'm freezing my tail off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"