Frosty Humor Fan Gifts

'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"Little help?"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Snowman Driver

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Football fan

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

A plunger in an outhouse

Tall Snowman

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"I surprise you every year!"

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

Melted But Not Forgotten

How to Tell Spring is Here.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"