Frosty Humor Fan T-Shirts

'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

"Little help?"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Baby it's cold outside.

Football fan

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

A plunger in an outhouse

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

Tall Snowman

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"I surprise you every year!"

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

How to Tell Spring is Here.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'