Winter Fanatics Gifts

"The snow came from the clouds, but it was assembled in America."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"Bless You."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Ice Fishing

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

People of the Fall

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Baby it's cold outside.

Ecstatic caravan

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Back to School

'It occurs every fall, sir.'