Winter Fanatics Gifts

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"The snow came from the clouds, but it was assembled in America."

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Ice Fishing

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

People of the Fall

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Baby it's cold outside.

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Ecstatic caravan

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

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