Winter Cozy Fanatic Gifts

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Santa called but you were out!

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Ice Fishing

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"Room for bigger presents."

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Sledder breaks through snow globe.

Ice Fishing Ilusion

PJ Party

'He doesn't look much like a ski-instructor!'

Tired Sleigh Dog.

Christmas card access

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

It was a perfect jump, but unfortunately straight into a time hole.

Skating along

Santa relaxes by Fire

Sleeping in skis.

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.