Cozy Winter Enthusiast Gifts

'Let it go, Amy.'

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Bedtime story.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Slippery, huh?"

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"The kids are growing up so fast."