Cozy Winter Lover Gifts

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Death warmed up

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

"I told you not to use that electric blanket."

Igloo Chimney

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Pyjama party

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

Fireplace Projector.

Say, I just had a thought

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Three bears hibernating

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Snow again, today...'