Winter Lovers Gifts

'I think I'm frigid.'

Sisyphus finishes his snowman

For heaven's sake, Alayna, in my day, we kept our sticks neatly trimmed.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Zorro Makes Signature On Snow

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

Man with a Hooie on his back. Wife saying..

Summertime in Minnesota

Sacred Snowman burial grounds

"You're lucky. Your mom only makes you wear a sleeve on cold days."

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Frosting the Snowman

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Snowman ice fishing.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Gimme the carrot!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'