Urban Winter Lovers Gifts

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

Lovers embrace

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"It covers up all the debt."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Fireplace Projector.

Snowman Magic

Three bears hibernating

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Snowman Romance

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'