Fertilizer Aficionado Gifts

'That plant food really works!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

Milking the Cow.

'That plant food really works!'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Pull the udder one

'Can he come out and play?'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

'Shuck me.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Cow and Milk

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Runner Bean...

I've located your problem, luv!

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'