"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"
Fertilizer Producer Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a fertilizer producer? Our collection combines wit and appreciation, featuring products that highlight their essential work in agriculture. Whether it's a quirky mug or a stylish print, these gifts add a cheerful touch to their daily routine and acknowledge their crucial contribution to crop growth and farming success.
"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."
Apples for sale
baby sweetcorn...
Bees SOS
'That plant food really works!'
"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
Stork and baby discover scarecrows
'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'
Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'
"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."
Cow duel.
Wizard of Oz - repeat fees
"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"
A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.
'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'
'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'
"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."
Woody Allen
'We like to keep our supply chain short.'
Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'
"He's a quick learner."
Hybrid animals.
Yoghurt man
"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."
The stuff of Legend.
'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'
An early turning-point in old Hollywood...
'I love you guys!'
80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.
"Well, that backfired."
'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'
Grumpy Cow
'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'
Fertilizer Producer Gifts Collection
Fertilizer Producer Mugs
Looking for more? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate fertilizer producers with funny, heartfelt designs.
Fertilizer Producer Pillows
Comfort meets comedy with pillows designed for fertilizer producers, adding personality to their living or work space.
Fertilizer Producer Prints
Decorate with our prints made for fertilizer producers—ideal for inspiring productivity and adding a humorous touch to any room.
Fertilizer Producer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that showcase the humor and pride of fertilizer producers with clever graphics and slogans.