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"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

baby sweetcorn...

Bees SOS

'That plant food really works!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Woody Allen

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

"He's a quick learner."

Hybrid animals.

Yoghurt man

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

The stuff of Legend.

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'I love you guys!'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

"Well, that backfired."

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Grumpy Cow

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'