Fertilizer Producer Pillows

"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

Bees SOS

'That plant food really works!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Cow duel.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Yoghurt man

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

The stuff of Legend.

"He's a quick learner."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Hybrid animals.

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'I love you guys!'

Grumpy Cow

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"Well, that backfired."

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'