Fertilizer Fanatic Pillows

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

The stuff of Legend.

"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

'Look out.'

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Mulch madness"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Wild Cow.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Attack of the 'health' foods

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

BOO MOO!

Cow Pilot.

"Hundreds of eggs a year, and I've never seen a vet. The Mare has one foal, and it's the Mayo Clinic."

It's an I-O-Ewe.