Fertilizer Fanatic Gifts

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'

'It's cool that you found a hobby, but I have to say that bag is really freaking' me out.'

The stuff of Legend.

"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."

'Garden centre' 'Fertilisers' 'Rocket launcher'

'Look out.'

"The hair growth formula didn't help Bob...so we're trying it in the garden!"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Cow Pinatas

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"Mulch madness"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Wild Cow.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Money Tree

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!