Fertilizing Pillows

'Oh gross, manure.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Foster failure"

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Pumpkin patch

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Steak Ted?'

'Cow in love'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!