Fertilizing Gifts

'Oh gross, manure.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Foster failure"

baby sweetcorn...

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Apples for sale

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Lactose Intolerant

Cow Pinatas

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Steak Ted?'

'Cow in love'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.