Fertilizer Pro Gifts

'That plant food really works!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Worker ant's To Do list.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'It's my own fault. I never upgraded my skills. I was replaced by a man half my age with a more advanced smartphone and hundreds of productive apps.'

Stress

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Propping up a profits chart.

Swiss Army Desk

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

napping at work

The stuff of Legend.

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

"I can see you and I'm still too busy."

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

'In future meetings, let's serve only decaffeinated coffee, Ms Williams.'

'You get paid for what you produce at work not what you produce at home.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"Don't worry, we'll soon make you an entremanure!"

"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

"Leftover seeds."

'Well, this explains everything. You've been bitten by the acting bug!'

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

'I'm new at gardening -- How deep should the doo-doo be?'

"Effective client support requires an ability to multitask."

'She never learned how to dance.'