Plant Pro Gifts

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Man watering his plants in the rain.

The Garden

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Velvet Mesquite

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Watering Flowers

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Thanks for feeding the plants.

"You overwatered the plant, again."