Plant People Gifts

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Gardening#2

Mantis Love

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

A Venus cow trap.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Pea

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Person carrying balloons and plants.