Plant Warrior Gifts

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Cat in a tank...

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"We're out of bags."

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"I will avenge you, Father."

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

The Last Flower

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

Global warming.

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.