Plant Warriors Gifts

Garden Pest Solutions

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Earth Reset Button.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Dead House Plant

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"You crushed it!"