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Garden Pest Solutions

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'First weeds of spring.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Earth Reset Button.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"I was trying to grow roses, but I got hit by the 'bluebonnet' plague."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

Dead House Plant

Welcome to the Garden of Weedin'

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

Bad Cheetah!!!