Pollen Warriors Gifts

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"You crushed it!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Garden Pest Solutions

"Here's Pollen!"

'Hell for Bees.'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

A vegetarian cursing a cow.

'I'm taking no chances tonight.'

"How were the first few sips?"

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Wherever you look, there's medical marijuana, but not a word about veterinary marijuana."

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

August: An all out effort will be needed to keep control now. You should not have booked your holiday this month.

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

The way leaf blowers settle their differences. . .

A bee buys nectar from a vending machine.

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

"Fresh pollen?"