Pollen Battlers Gifts

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Hay fever hotline.

"Here's Pollen!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Decoy hamper

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

"Fresh pollen?"

"The supermarket had broccoli?? Dang, where are the supply chain disruptions when you need them?!"